








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4440 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4256 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3125 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4119 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,396 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dowt00 | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | Osiris | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Crosby | 51% | 293 |
| #6 | ?Lag The What | 49% | 170 |
| #7 | kirk1901 | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crosby | 662 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | ?Lag The What | 328 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Crosby | 153 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | kirk1901 | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Osiris | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crosby | +3.48 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Crosby | +2.59 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Dowt00 | -0.26 | 69 | 40 |
| #4 | Michaud252 | -0.39 | 48 | 65 |
| #5 | ?Lag The What | -1.85 | 54 | 37 |





