








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2334 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1218 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3132 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1860 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,170 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung Blyatt | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | pxaVXR7WyrqlaqFJl3fA | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | ࿇ᜁ吃の解°3ℋ3𝑋D༉ | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | dehkS_ | 51% | 102 |
| #5 | spark | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dehkS_ | +5.71 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | ࿇ᜁ吃の解°3ℋ3𝑋D༉ | +2.31 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | v1ggo | +1.82 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | pxaVXR7WyrqlaqFJl3fA | +1.45 | 70 | 72 |
| #5 | Yung Blyatt | +0.88 | 67 | 75 |





