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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3294 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1999 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 933 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,576 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhatMurph | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | 💤Lisaaa (drunk asf) | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | semhg | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | KefKef-_- | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Daly | 3 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhatMurph | 236 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | 💤Lisaaa (drunk asf) | 222 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #3 | KefKef-_- | 134 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | semhg | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sergio Busquets | 81 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sergio Busquets | +4.69 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | swe0xy. | +3.27 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | 💤Lisaaa (drunk asf) | +2.94 | 65 | 45 |
| #4 | semhg | +2.61 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | PhatMurph | -0.17 | 61 | 72 |





