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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2785 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2234 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2331 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1613 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,476 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 868 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ede | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Jimi Skutt #fuck7side #mway | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Sky ♛ | 45% | 76 |
| #4 | | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ede | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Jimi Skutt #fuck7side #mway | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Sky ♛ | 45% | 76 |
| #4 | | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky ♛ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ede | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | | 2 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky ♛ | 413 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | ede | 59 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jimi Skutt #fuck7side #mway | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky ♛ | +2.19 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | ede | +1.04 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | bomba | -0.70 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | | -1.66 | 42 | 59 |
| #5 | Jimi Skutt #fuck7side #mway | -3.93 | 37 | 32 |





