








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5050 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4578 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2730 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3425 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,288 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goon | 22 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | beebskin##fedora | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Moth Enjoyer | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | The Best Gamer Ever | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Frephwepio | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beebskin##fedora | 459 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Goon | 365 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | _W00D_ | 275 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | The Best Gamer Ever | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Frephwepio | 188 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beebskin##fedora | +3.49 | 54 | 62 |
| #2 | Goon | +2.68 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | +1.99 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | Goon | +1.24 | 68 | 56 |
| #5 | Frephwepio | +1.01 | 39 | 65 |





