








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2581 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1814 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3774 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2664 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,332,290 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1051 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥KYO♥ | 54% | 91 |
| #2 | Its Time To Duelies | 50% | 90 |
| #3 | xTavern | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | fella with attitude | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥KYO♥ | 54% | 91 |
| #2 | Its Time To Duelies | 50% | 90 |
| #3 | xTavern | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | fella with attitude | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fella with attitude | 8 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | ♥KYO♥ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Its Time To Duelies | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | xTavern | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥KYO♥ | 398 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Its Time To Duelies | 269 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | fella with attitude | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | xTavern | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quindrik | +1.60 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | Its Time To Duelies | -0.74 | 42 | 59 |
| #3 | ♥KYO♥ | -1.37 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | xTavern | -3.77 | 39 | 16 |
| #5 | fella with attitude | -3.88 | 32 | 34 |





