








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1490 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1506 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,691 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1nkz | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Hovaro Hans | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | The Wock | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | kalnag | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Selymes Durbincs | 54% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selymes Durbincs | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | The Wock | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | kalnag | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Whizin | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue | +3.02 | 72 | 50 |
| #2 | The Wock | +2.50 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Whizin | +1.54 | 57 | 30 |
| #4 | kalnag | +0.57 | 49 | 63 |
| #5 | w1nkz | +0.23 | 49 | 70 |





