








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 770 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 276 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 206 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10889 | 27% |
| Smokes | 12643 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8920 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7588 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,587,163 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh0pl1ft3r | +2.59 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Whizin | +1.75 | 55 | 39 |
| #3 | Electri | +0.98 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | hL* | +0.95 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Spycho | +0.67 | 71 | 59 |





