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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 27% |
| Smokes | 574 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 410 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 499 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,631 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -ㄥ卂乙ㄚ- | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | NuoAlan | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | ღ | 74% | 31 |
| #4 | -ChanM1ng- | 73% | 22 |
| #5 | 0ld kid.m0nesy | 69% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ღ | 162 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | ibao | 159 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | -ChanM1ng- | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | 0ld kid.m0nesy | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | T- | 30 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T- | +10.37 | 62 | 86 |
| #2 | 🖤 | +7.21 | 85 | 74 |
| #3 | ღ | +5.65 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | -ChanM1ng- | +2.16 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | ibao | +2.08 | 63 | 57 |





