








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 189 | 10% |
| Smokes | 421 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 523 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 784 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,097 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwlMan | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | Nighthawk | 51% | 73 |
| #3 | PHX-MrKurt | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | = Jenna = | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwlMan | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | Nighthawk | 51% | 73 |
| #3 | PHX-MrKurt | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | = Jenna = | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nighthawk | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | OwlMan | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | PHX-MrKurt | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nighthawk | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | PHX-MrKurt | 48 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | OwlMan | 33 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | = Jenna = | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nighthawk | +8.61 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | = Jenna = | +1.53 | 78 | 21 |
| #3 | OwlMan | +0.95 | 75 | 36 |
| #4 | PHX-MrKurt | -1.79 | 54 | 41 |
| #5 | Cronos | -2.62 | 39 | 30 |





