








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4243 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3504 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2736 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,752 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temeq | 46% | 164 |
| #2 | RausKu | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | YutiC | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | SakkeS | 41% | 101 |
| #5 | samppa | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | OGpirttihirmu | 38% | 139 |
| #7 | AnaQ | 38% | 29 |
| #8 | JAAKKO | 37% | 51 |
| #9 | andreui | 36% | 66 |
| #10 | Kempo | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SakkeS | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | temeq | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | OGpirttihirmu | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | YutiC | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | samppa | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temeq | 697 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | OGpirttihirmu | 542 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | SakkeS | 269 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | andreui | 178 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | samppa | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | temeq | +5.25 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | RausKu | +3.84 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | andreui | +0.33 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | AnaQ | -0.07 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | JAAKKO | -0.33 | 63 | 52 |





