








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 535 | 31% |
| Smokes | 392 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 405 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,427 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tsenkei | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Gunchaazz | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | mitinaax) | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | nochii | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | 10K | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seichii- | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ziG | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | kris | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | shino | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seichii- | 111 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | ziG | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | cita kakaashana | 58 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | 10K | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | kris | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10K | +3.21 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | tsenkei | +2.86 | 65 | 81 |
| #3 | mitinaax) | +2.59 | 94 | 43 |
| #4 | shino | +2.48 | 89 | 47 |
| #5 | seichii- | +2.45 | 91 | 59 |





