








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2815 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1984 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1297 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,730 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poog | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | 10K | 56% | 111 |
| #3 | Sorrow | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | seichii- | 52% | 249 |
| #5 | shino | 50% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seichii- | 46 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | 10K | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | shino | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | poog | 7 | 0.0191 |
| #5 | cita kakaashana | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seichii- | 965 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | cita kakaashana | 352 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | 10K | 333 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | poog | 114 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | shino | 101 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seichii- | +1.87 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | 10K | +1.73 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | poog | +1.24 | 76 | 43 |
| #4 | ziG | +0.72 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | kris | +0.67 | 74 | 57 |





