








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 787 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 218 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9943 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8633 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7545 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5871 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,443,964 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 852 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El tito Floren | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | ATR3V1D0 | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | El Paleño | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | <(lYk0oOF.)> | 47% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El tito Floren | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | ATR3V1D0 | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | El Paleño | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | <(lYk0oOF.)> | 47% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <(lYk0oOF.)> | 28 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | El Paleño | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ATR3V1D0 | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | El tito Floren | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Paleño | 780 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | <(lYk0oOF.)> | 713 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | ATR3V1D0 | 221 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | El tito Floren | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATR3V1D0 | +3.54 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | <(lYk0oOF.)> | +0.45 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | El tito Floren | +0.23 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | El Paleño | -0.01 | 52 | 80 |
| #5 | |✪|◥◣Albert◢◤|✪| | -0.86 | 57 | 61 |





