








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4123 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1663 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3434 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,134,232 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 筱筱米 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | 思い出なんかいらん | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | bubi | 51% | 288 |
| #4 | Pochita | 51% | 285 |
| #5 | Leinnnnn | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 筱筱米 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | 思い出なんかいらん | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | bubi | 51% | 288 |
| #4 | Pochita | 51% | 285 |
| #5 | Leinnnnn | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubi | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Pochita | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Leinnnnn | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | 思い出なんかいらん | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pochita | 1750 | 0.29 | 52 min |
| #2 | bubi | 1144 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | Leinnnnn | 368 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | 思い出なんかいらん | 315 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #5 | 筱筱米 | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubi | +2.35 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | Pochita | +1.65 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | 思い出なんかいらん | +0.14 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | Shizaaaaa | -1.24 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | 筱筱米 | -1.80 | 54 | 42 |





