








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 577 | 21% |
| Smokes | 733 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 784 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 710 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,138 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hil | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Ven♿M | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | bounty enjoyer | 43% | 69 |
| #4 | Bekka | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | kiumiu13 | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hil | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Ven♿M | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | bounty enjoyer | 43% | 69 |
| #4 | Bekka | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | kiumiu13 | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounty enjoyer | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | hil | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Bekka | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounty enjoyer | 198 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | hil | 126 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ven♿M | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | kiumiu13 | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Bekka | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hil | +4.73 | 68 | 86 |
| #2 | Bekka | +1.91 | 73 | 44 |
| #3 | H e g e | +1.40 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | Ven♿M | -0.15 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | bounty enjoyer | -0.85 | 55 | 54 |





