








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 161 | 22% |
| Smokes | 117 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 175 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,351 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijn6705 | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Vei | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Citroen | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Ed Raket | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Bradley | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Citroen | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Ed Raket | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Bradley | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | Zeepje | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | Jari | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ed Raket | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Bradley | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Vei | 2 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | Tijn6705 | 1 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Citroen | 1 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Citroen | 18 | 0.31 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jari | 12 | 0.32 | 0 min |
| #3 | Ed Raket | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vei | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Tijn6705 | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Citroen | +14.71 | 93 | 5 |
| #2 | Vei | +3.54 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | Tijn6705 | +2.15 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | Matthew | -0.71 | 29 | 42 |
| #5 | Ed Raket | -1.17 | 21 | 14 |





