








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2214 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2120 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2112 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1781 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,523,742 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hakkaanjonkuRKM | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | t0ksi | 54% | 289 |
| #3 | jouni | 49% | 127 |
| #4 | Marjatta Piri Birgitta | 48% | 84 |
| #5 | Paavali | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hakkaanjonkuRKM | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | t0ksi | 54% | 289 |
| #3 | jouni | 49% | 127 |
| #4 | Marjatta Piri Birgitta | 48% | 84 |
| #5 | Paavali | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ksi | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | jouni | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Marjatta Piri Birgitta | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Paavali | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | hakkaanjonkuRKM | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ksi | 1398 | 0.24 | 41 min |
| #2 | jouni | 423 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Marjatta Piri Birgitta | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | hakkaanjonkuRKM | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Paavali | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0ksi | +2.04 | 65 | 74 |
| #2 | Noname | +0.74 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | hakkaanjonkuRKM | -1.13 | 27 | 49 |
| #4 | jouni | -1.16 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Paavali | -1.62 | 45 | 35 |





