








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 679 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1027 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $371,608 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParanoW ✪ | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | LeXo | 81% | 16 |
| #3 | Shockwave | 76% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParanoW ✪ | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | LeXo | 81% | 16 |
| #3 | Shockwave | 76% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParanoW ✪ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Shockwave | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | LeXo | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ParanoW ✪ | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Shockwave | 21 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | LeXo | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khorne | +7.54 | 94 | 58 |
| #2 | ParanoW ✪ | +4.05 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | LeXo | +0.85 | 67 | 31 |
| #4 | Shockwave | +0.51 | 86 | 43 |





