








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1212 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1100 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1994 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,003 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Winther_^ | 52% | 90 |
| #6 | Jacoblilje | 49% | 99 |
| #7 | Nightmare | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | ASV | 38% | 21 |
| #9 | ★ Kimchi | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gordon glock | 18 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Winther_^ | 16 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Jacoblilje | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | ✪Hellooo | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ★ Kimchi | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacoblilje | 411 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | gordon glock | 264 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Winther_^ | 221 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪Hellooo | 125 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | BowmanSC | 76 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BowmanSC | +4.28 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | gordon glock | +3.08 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Winther_^ | +1.18 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | ✪Hellooo | +1.04 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | Blob | -0.38 | 74 | 55 |





