








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1250 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1432 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 859 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,044 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dv1chn | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Winther_^ | 57% | 102 |
| #5 | ASV | 56% | 18 |
| #6 | Blob | 54% | 90 |
| #7 | ★ Kimchi | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winther_^ | 225 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Blob | 117 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | BowmanSC | 64 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★ Kimchi | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ASV | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gordon glock | +3.55 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | BowmanSC | +2.83 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | dv1chn | +2.19 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Winther_^ | +0.35 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | ASV | -1.13 | 64 | 40 |





