








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3267 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3022 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2016 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2828 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,043 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anoob's | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | LeLe_ES | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | stickerzz | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | 〄Lucido | 67% | 30 |
| #5 | DaN | 67% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #22 | pandovisk | 50% | 30 |
| #23 | -Brnx | 50% | 34 |
| #24 | मालिक | 47% | 15 |
| #25 | DUGUI | 43% | 14 |
| #26 | Eragonz | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmersonShawty | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | VAI CORINTHIA | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Wagnerzera | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | PIПKYツ | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | DaN | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 336 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | DaN | 224 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | VAI CORINTHIA | 206 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | m8c | 166 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | 〄Lucido | 160 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hero | +2.31 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | stickerzz | +2.12 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | -Brnx | +2.09 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | pandovisk | +2.05 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪ Lé | +1.67 | 68 | 71 |





