








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4344 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4498 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3865 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3540 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,740 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | -Brnx | 50% | 112 |
| #14 | stickerzz | 49% | 95 |
| #15 | gzera- | 49% | 63 |
| #16 | digao INSANE.GG | 47% | 60 |
| #17 | DaniisS_ | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaniisS_ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Eragonz | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | FoX | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | -Brnx | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | stickerzz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 956 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #2 | stickerzz | 232 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | -Brnx | 221 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | digao INSANE.GG | 210 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | sunSet | 191 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunSet | +3.58 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | -Brnx | +2.58 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | stickerzz | +1.62 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ Lé | +1.36 | 69 | 73 |
| #5 | PinTas | +0.83 | 72 | 60 |





