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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1379 | 36% |
| Smokes | 983 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 723 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 739 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,932 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | good girls wanna be tracer | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | Strope | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | Kingpazx | 33% | 15 |
| #14 | ✯Terrok✯ | 27% | 11 |
| #15 | ARIEL | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strope | +3.17 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | PuMpTeHbOsS | +2.85 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | Nibzter | +1.98 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | Grinch | +1.88 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | mentals | +1.70 | 68 | 71 |





