








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 920 | 23% |
| Smokes | 912 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 943 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,189 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mallow.- | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Nickson | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Flennii | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | DoTox | 69% | 26 |
| #5 | fRESh | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | El Gustl™ | 64% | 11 |
| #7 | RaNicK | 63% | 40 |
| #8 | srLnd | 44% | 9 |
| #9 | shyqo_ | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | DIEHL | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaNicK | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | DoTox | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | fRESh | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoTox | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | fRESh | 82 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Flennii | 57 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | RaNicK | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | shyqo_ | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRESh | +3.79 | 79 | 91 |
| #2 | mallow.- | +3.01 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Space | +1.97 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | RaNicK | +1.09 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | shyqo_ | +1.04 | 84 | 57 |





