








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4619 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5274 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4497 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4611 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,459,272 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wanye Kest | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | Goobpert | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | k1ckstart | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | moop | 51% | 175 |
| #5 | muck | 51% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr34k! | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ryanJ | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | muck | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | moop | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Goobpert | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moop | 932 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | Fr34k! | 393 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | muck | 178 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | k1ckstart | 163 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | ryanJ | 143 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KooL | +1.67 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | ryanJ | +1.39 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | moop | +1.25 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | muck | -0.07 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | Goobpert | -0.35 | 53 | 45 |





