








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 145 matches | 1,939 | |
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 163 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3151 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4254 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4079 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3338 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,942 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiimwork @ Twitch | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | idar | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | AirHawKX | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Winnie the Pooh | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Magibus | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magibus | +3.92 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | AirHawKX | +2.09 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | CristobalL | +1.51 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | lindrozzo Mr Worldwide | +1.13 | 72 | 76 |
| #5 | Winnie the Pooh | -0.25 | 62 | 39 |





