








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 774 | 36% |
| Smokes | 498 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 393 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 497 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $300,309 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScrA^ | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | FDF | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Darkness Eagle | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Swindlerie | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | El Sarouw | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkness Eagle | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Swindlerie | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkness Eagle | 109 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Swindlerie | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | VS HarmoNy | 65 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | El Sarouw | 42 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #5 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | 23 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Sarouw | +5.57 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | VS HarmoNy | +3.70 | 65 | 71 |
| #3 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | +2.52 | 84 | 81 |
| #4 | Darkness Eagle | +1.93 | 56 | 76 |
| #5 | ScrA^ | +0.94 | 89 | 58 |





