








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2078 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1705 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,667 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wagys | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | FDF | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Swindlerie | 47% | 83 |
| #4 | -Zey 🕷 | 46% | 46 |
| #5 | CelleN ✰-999 | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CelleN ✰-999 | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | siR | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | 44% | 52 |
| #8 | Le_Barbu | 40% | 15 |
| #9 | Minaleyy | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swindlerie | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | -Zey 🕷 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Le_Barbu | 4 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Wagys | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | 203 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Swindlerie | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | siR | 103 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | Wagys | 99 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | -Zey 🕷 | 69 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CelleN ✰-999 | +4.30 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Le_Barbu | +2.06 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | siR | +1.39 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | NurziNNNNHOOOO | +1.21 | 89 | 64 |
| #5 | Wagys | +1.18 | 62 | 54 |





