








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 563 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2877 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3465 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1920 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,218,420 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fepke | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | Bishop♗ | 51% | 424 |
| #3 | Choda | 42% | 60 |
| #4 | Tziglone | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fepke | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | Bishop♗ | 51% | 424 |
| #3 | Choda | 42% | 60 |
| #4 | Tziglone | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Choda | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Bishop♗ | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | Fepke | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Tziglone | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bishop♗ | 574 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #2 | Tziglone | 164 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fepke | 161 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Choda | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bishop♗ | +2.10 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | Choda | +1.17 | 69 | 31 |
| #3 | Fepke | +0.36 | 37 | 67 |
| #4 | Nibz | -1.04 | 36 | 27 |
| #5 | Tziglone | -1.88 | 37 | 54 |





