








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2693 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1734 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2522 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,774 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nibz | 51% | 424 |
| #2 | Fepke | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Tziglone | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nibz | 51% | 424 |
| #2 | Fepke | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Tziglone | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nibz | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Fepke | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Tziglone | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fepke | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Nibz | 115 | 0.01 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tziglone | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bishop♗ | +2.08 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | Fepke | +0.16 | 36 | 67 |
| #3 | Nibz | -1.12 | 36 | 24 |
| #4 | Tziglone | -2.49 | 36 | 54 |





