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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 16% |
| Smokes | 402 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,720 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karma | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | syokos | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Ryphe | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | blouH | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | PrystoS | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | syokos | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Ryphe | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | blouH | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | PrystoS | 40% | 35 |
| #6 | ShadowBlack7 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrystoS | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | syokos | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrystoS | 108 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | karma | 42 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | blouH | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | syokos | 22 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShadowBlack7 | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blouH | +5.42 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | syokos | +4.68 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | ShadowBlack7 | -0.34 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | karma | -0.50 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Chael | -0.66 | 66 | 46 |





