








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2986 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2377 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 5201 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6905 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,876,808 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotBadDoma | 33 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | karma | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Narion | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ShadowBlack7 | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | elvis | 8 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karma | 538 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Narion | 437 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | NotBadDoma | 397 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | 4B4 | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | PrystoS | 112 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blouH | +4.53 | 90 | 44 |
| #2 | Narion | +0.84 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | elvis | +0.43 | 70 | 36 |
| #4 | karma | +0.18 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | NotBadDoma | +0.04 | 82 | 62 |





