








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1385 | 28% |
| Smokes | 790 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1862 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 932 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,040,824 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnb | 51% | 210 |
| #2 | Chappy | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | Tan | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | ath3rion | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | Startup | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnb | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ath3rion | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Tan | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Startup | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Chappy | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnb | 698 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | ath3rion | 157 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Chappy | 130 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tan | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Startup | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 666 | +2.63 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | Tan | +2.17 | 50 | 50 |
| #3 | ath3rion | +0.99 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | Startup | +0.34 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | One tap man | +0.16 | 39 | 46 |





