








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7309 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4786 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4169 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3359 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,461,378 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One tap man | 51% | 210 |
| #2 | ath3rion | 49% | 194 |
| #3 | Tan | 49% | 200 |
| #4 | Fandango [180hz] | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Chappy | 47% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ath3rion | 479 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | One tap man | 376 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | 666 | 229 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Chappy | 221 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tan | 205 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tan | +2.20 | 51 | 55 |
| #2 | ath3rion | +1.31 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | 666 | +1.13 | 63 | 46 |
| #4 | Finnb | +0.36 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | One tap man | +0.25 | 39 | 47 |





