








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1245 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1621 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1397 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1054 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,875 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HSP LilForce♕ | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | Arne (K) | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | M.E | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Lulle <3 | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Aecklig <3 | 58% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aecklig <3 | 261 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lulle <3 | 127 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | HSP LilForce♕ | 80 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | M.E | 73 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arne (K) | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ecas | +6.49 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | M.E | +3.10 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Aecklig <3 | +2.47 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | HSP LilForce♕ | +1.49 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | Arne (K) | +1.09 | 52 | 72 |





