








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 150 | 35% |
| Smokes | 141 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 92 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,088 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | äLTee | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Voi vittu | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | PRZ | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Boss E R I | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Ex-Pro | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Voi vittu | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | PRZ | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Boss E R I | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Ex-Pro | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | ♡ Darkness my friend ✞ | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Darkness my friend ✞ | 2 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | PRZ | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRZ | 84 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♡ Darkness my friend ✞ | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Voi vittu | 14 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ex-Pro | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | äLTee | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRZ | +3.05 | 36 | 72 |
| #2 | Boss E R I | +0.22 | 18 | 52 |
| #3 | Voi vittu | -0.67 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | Ex-Pro | -1.12 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | ♡ Darkness my friend ✞ | -2.48 | 32 | 57 |





