








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 715 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6478 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5233 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8066 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6885 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,731,791 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyanite | 52% | 84 |
| #2 | Ex-Pro | 51% | 372 |
| #3 | PRZ | 49% | 111 |
| #4 | NOOB | 47% | 78 |
| #5 | Boss E R I | 46% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ex-Pro | 734 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | PRZ | 711 | 0.31 | 19 min |
| #3 | Boss E R I | 503 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Cyanite | 142 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | NOOB | 137 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRZ | +3.74 | 31 | 70 |
| #2 | NOOB | +2.44 | 59 | 46 |
| #3 | Ex-Pro | +1.72 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | Cyanite | +0.59 | 49 | 58 |
| #5 | ♡ Darkness my friend ✞ | -0.25 | 63 | 48 |





