








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5065 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5943 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2779 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4588 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,048,773 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swim5alive | 1211 | 0.44 | 31 min |
| #2 | Leb | 956 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | Adderall Sandwich | 651 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Brad_y | 639 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #5 | jiggs | 479 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carN | +5.44 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Dr. Stonk | +3.38 | 90 | 69 |
| #3 | Leb | +2.73 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | yung_air | +2.14 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | jiggs | +1.91 | 86 | 58 |





