








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1244 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1259 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1962 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1693 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,736 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ L3nLu | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | döner mit senF | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Yoshi | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | ORCA PEEK | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Yoshi | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | ORCA PEEK | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | Blizzii | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | shyy | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | Rindiculous | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORCA PEEK | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Rindiculous | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Blizzii | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Yoshi | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | döner mit senF | 121 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 111 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ L3nLu | 78 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rindiculous | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yoshi | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +3.61 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ L3nLu | +1.76 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | döner mit senF | +1.30 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | Blizzii | +0.76 | 94 | 58 |
| #5 | ORCA PEEK | +0.61 | 77 | 51 |





