








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2893 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3100 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2565 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2469 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,790 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floater | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | 🌸oatmeal🌸 | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | NNYL | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | Pandaabear | 56% | 91 |
| #5 | Niyah | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NNYL | +3.68 | 89 | 45 |
| #2 | Floater | +2.92 | 83 | 46 |
| #3 | bloo :3 | +2.74 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Pandaabear | +1.21 | 52 | 76 |
| #5 | 🌸oatmeal🌸 | +0.06 | 60 | 50 |





