








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 797 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1291 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1337 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $976,277 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | MR.NOBODY | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | 𝕽𝖞𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖙 | 45% | 75 |
| #9 | Jerehell | 43% | 44 |
| #10 | K9 Nate Higgers | 41% | 114 |
| #11 | SUDA | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoT | 370 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝕽𝖞𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖙 | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jerehell | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ruutana | 103 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | K9 Nate Higgers | 81 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lass | +2.76 | 79 | 43 |
| #2 | Ruutana | +2.44 | 53 | 78 |
| #3 | 𝕽𝖞𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖑𝖙 | +1.05 | 76 | 47 |
| #4 | MR.NOBODY | +0.55 | 41 | 54 |
| #5 | Jerehell | +0.36 | 61 | 40 |





