








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 198 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5952 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4635 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3119 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1561 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,812,501 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LYON -1337- | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Roobbaatt | 58% | 98 |
| #3 | T0XiC | 48% | 534 |
| #4 | Le Train | 48% | 426 |
| #5 | AverageWheelchairEnjoyer | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LYON -1337- | +6.60 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | AverageWheelchairEnjoyer | +3.36 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Le Train | +3.32 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Roobbaatt | +0.66 | 28 | 58 |
| #5 | Der Doggi | +0.58 | 43 | 53 |





