








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2978 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4188 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2924 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,546 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaapukkamehu | 50% | 88 |
| #2 | Snifler | 49% | 171 |
| #3 | Nicofy | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | JnS | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaapukkamehu | 50% | 88 |
| #2 | Snifler | 49% | 171 |
| #3 | Nicofy | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | JnS | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snifler | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | vaapukkamehu | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Nicofy | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | JnS | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snifler | 366 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | vaapukkamehu | 209 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | JnS | 113 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nicofy | 110 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snifler | +1.66 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Nicofy | +0.32 | 56 | 71 |
| #3 | MC Toussi | -0.17 | 50 | 56 |
| #4 | vaapukkamehu | -1.21 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | JnS | -2.07 | 56 | 72 |





