








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6692 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7887 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5030 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4910 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,616,390 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | vaapukkamehu | 49% | 132 |
| #13 | MC Toussi | 48% | 42 |
| #14 | paskin poika | 41% | 90 |
| #15 | jantterivy | 39% | 189 |
| #16 | Pyyttoni22 | 34% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snifler | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Kivun tuottaja | 18 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | paskin poika | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | 1.9 TDI Quattro | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | jantterivy | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kivun tuottaja | +4.99 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Sɳαtҽҽ | +2.47 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | Nicofy | +2.12 | 54 | 73 |
| #4 | Snifler | +1.39 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Heimz0r | +1.38 | 58 | 54 |





