








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2119 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1888 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,627 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jincks | 61 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | PickEhCard | 24 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Perry | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | hotel | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | FRAQ-KTR | 3 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jincks | 725 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | hotel | 197 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | PickEhCard | 177 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Perry | 126 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | FRAQ-KTR | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hotel | +4.13 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | FRAQ-KTR | +3.75 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Porpoise | +1.93 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Jincks | +0.57 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Perry | -0.16 | 46 | 64 |





