








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2682 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2187 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2012 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,746 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | golden | 52% | 93 |
| #6 | ye | 49% | 124 |
| #7 | Prossh | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | LeCrack | 44% | 79 |
| #9 | #FreeDraymond | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | If looks could kill | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | golden | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | LeCrack | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ye | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Spicy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ye | 370 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | LeCrack | 184 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | golden | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Spicy | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | If looks could kill | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #FreeDraymond | +1.48 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | BRFJ | +1.35 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | If looks could kill | +1.14 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | LeCrack | +0.81 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | Spicy | +0.31 | 73 | 50 |





