








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 34% |
| Smokes | 979 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 410 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 610 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $413,607 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Jupe | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | miku | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Lappari | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | DeBix #Rekting | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nobran | 116 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | jimib | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lappari | 107 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | miku | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Killermasa | 56 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | +4.58 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | DeBix #Rekting | +1.97 | 39 | 53 |
| #3 | Vaikeeb | +1.78 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | Nobran | +1.48 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | miku | +1.21 | 66 | 58 |





