








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1101 | 34% |
| Smokes | 601 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1005 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 574 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,063 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chlo | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | hergs | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | zuggie24 | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | GamerGirlFart | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | PETRMODE | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Chlo | 15 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | lulzxdd | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | erik :] | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | scoobyboobys | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash | 328 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | Chlo | 157 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | lulzxdd | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Laurence | 95 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | sluth | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chlo | +7.77 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | dash | +7.30 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | lulzxdd | +2.46 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | erik :] | -0.32 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | PETRMODE | -0.68 | 55 | 54 |





