








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9359 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10290 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6122 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7294 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,125,560 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 687 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NEWSNEWSNEWSNEWSNEWSNEWS | 54% | 150 |
| #5 | LiFinest_ | 52% | 357 |
| #6 | H0ward | 50% | 90 |
| #7 | Shiflomeister | 46% | 82 |
| #8 | cTonini | 46% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEWSNEWSNEWSNEWSNEWSNEWS | 984 | 0.32 | 23 min |
| #2 | LiFinest_ | 551 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | cTonini | 482 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | pengriffey | 271 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | H0ward | 258 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiflomeister | +1.83 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | NoMoneyHere | +1.74 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | pengriffey | +1.01 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | LiFinest_ | +0.43 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | H0ward | +0.05 | 70 | 53 |





